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Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem with: homeless people with pets who approach you for food when they have a perfectly delicious dog standing right there?
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He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.
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Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.
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Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail.
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Born:
February 25, 1975
(age 49)
Bio:
Chelsea Joy Handler is an American comedian, actress, writer, television host, and producer.
Known for:
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang (2010)
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)
Uganda Be Kidding Me (2014)
My Horizontal Life (2005)
Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me (2011)
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