Chelsea Handler - People Quotes

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I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

Chelsea Handler

Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests.

Chelsea Handler

Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem with: homeless people with pets who approach you for food when they have a perfectly delicious dog standing right there?

Chelsea Handler

Lydia was the kind of friend whom people referred to as a 'party favor' — always fun to be around but she doesn't have any patience for suffering unless it's her own.

Chelsea Handler

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

Chelsea Handler

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

Chelsea Handler

It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.

Chelsea Handler