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When I was a little boy, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised, the Lord, in his wisdom, doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

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When I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I'd say, "Yes!" He'd say, "Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!" So I would … and I'd fall out of the roller coaster.

Emo Philips

Emo Philips

Emo Philips

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Born: February 7, 1956 (age 69)

Bio: Emo Philips is an American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove.

Known for:

Journey to the Center of the Earth (1989)
Meet the Parents (1992)
Slacker Cats (2007 – 2009)
Desperation Boulevard (1998)

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