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I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
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My parents were very protective. I couldn't even cross the street without them getting all excited, and... placing bets...
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People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.
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When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me... and I got it!
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Well, my brother says "hello"! So, hooray for speech therapy.
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When I was a little boy, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised, the Lord, in his wisdom, doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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When I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I'd say, "Yes!" He'd say, "Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!" So I would … and I'd fall out of the roller coaster.
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No longer shall I paint interiors with men reading and women knitting. I will paint living people who breathe and feel and suffer and love.
Edvard Munch
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Born:
February 7, 1956
(age 68)
Bio:
Emo Philips is an American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove.
Known for:
Journey to the Center of the Earth (1989)
Meet the Parents (1992)
Slacker Cats (2007 – 2009)
Desperation Boulevard (1998)
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