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People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.
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People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"
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How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
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People ask me how much I weigh. I tell them, 145 pounds, naked. That is, if that scale outside the drugstore is anything to go by.
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You know, at parties, people always ask, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi!
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Nobody ever did anything very foolish except from some strong principle.
William Lamb, 2nd Viscount Melbourne
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February 7, 1956
(age 68)
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