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The Higgs boson walks into a Catholic Church and the priest says: 'What are you doing here?' The Higgs says, 'Well, you can't have mass without me.'

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The new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.

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The world is divided into people who think they are right.

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Iron in the water shall float As easy as a wooden boat.

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Everything passes, everything perishes, everything palls.

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Icham of Irlaunde
Ant of the holy londe of irlonde
Gode sir pray ich ye
for of saynte charite,
come ant daunce wyt me,
in irlaunde.

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There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle.

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Climb high Climb far Your goal the sky Your aim the star.

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Around the world thoughts shall fly In the twinkling of an eye.

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There was a little man, and he had a little gun, And his bullets were made of lead, lead, lead; He went to the brook, and saw a little duck, And shot it through the head, head, head.

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Abundance is God's Supply. Turn out all limited thoughts. Receive showers and in your turn — shower.

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Goodness sold itself, badness flaunted itself about.

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Come lasses and lads, get leave of your dads,
And away to the Maypole hie,
For every he has got him a she,
And the fiddler's standing by.
For Willie shall dance with Jane,
And Johnny has got his Joan,
To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it up and down.

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I impose nothing; I propose nothing: I expose.

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Reorganizing the Civil Service is like drawing a knife through a bowl of marbles.

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He: Excuse me won't you—I'm a little stiff from badminton.
She: It doesn't matter where you're from.

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Free soil, free men, free speech, Fremont.

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Whilst Adam slept, Eve from his side arose:
Strange his first sleep should be his last repose.

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First Baseball Umpire: Balls and strikes, I call them as I sees them.
Second Umpire: Balls and strikes, I call them as they are.
Third Umpire: Balls and strikes, they ain't nothing until I call them.

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Under water men shall walk,
Shall ride, shall sleep, and talk;
In the air men shall be seen In white, in black, and in green.

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Away with him who heeds the morrow! Death, plucking the ear, cries: 'Live; I come!'

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The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer.

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In the beginning God gave to every people a cup of clay, and from this cup they drank their life.

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I don't read. Reading makes you think, and thinking gives you wrinkles.

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The most fundamental lesson of Three Mile Island, one that must be continually emphasized, is that accidents can happen.

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Lord, I have set my hopes in thee, I shall not be destroyed for ever.

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Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.

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O Western wind, when wilt thou blow,
That the small rain down can rain?
Christ, that my love were in my arms And I in my bed again!

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It was good for Paul and Silas And it's good enough for me.

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True Thomas lay on Huntlie Bank;
A ferlie he spied wi' his e'e;
And there he saw a lady bright Come riding down by the Eildon Tree.

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