Anonymous Quotes

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I'm armed with more than complete steel—The justice of my quarrel.

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The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that he's dead.

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Glos'ter girls they have no combs,
Heave away, heave away!
They comb their hair with codfish bones.

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Husbands is the most undiscovered nation of people there is.

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Retirement means twice as much husband on half as much money.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children she didn't know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread,
She whipped them all soundly and put them to
bed.

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One Cartwright brought a Slave from Russia, and would scourge him, for which he was questioned: and it was resolved, That England was too pure an Air for Slaves to breathe in.

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Jerusalem, my happy home,
When shall I come to thee?
When shall my sorrows have an end?
Thy joys when shall I see?

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Stay with me, God. The night is dark,
The night is cold: my little spark Of courage dies. The night is long;
Be with me, God, and make me strong.

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Now that you have touched the women, you have struck a rock, you have dislodged a boulder, and you will be crushed.

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Simple Simon met a pieman Going to the fair: Says Simple Simon to the pieman, "Let me taste your ware."

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House made of dawn,
House made of evening light,
House made of the dark cloud....
Dark cloud is at the house's door,
The trail out of it is dark cloud,
The zigzag lightning stands high upon it.

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The dove says, Coo, coo, what shall I do?
I can scarce maintain two.
Pooh, pooh, says the wren, I have ten,
And keep them all like gentlemen.

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Heartless, Godless, Hell's delight,
Rude by day, and lewd by night.

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Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe.
Variant: Compound interest is man's greatest invention.

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There was a man in our town,
And he was wondrous wise;
He jumped into a bramble bush And scratched out both his eyes.

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O ye'll tak' the high road, and I'll tak' the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye,
But me and my true love will never meet again,
On the bonnie, bonnie banks o' Loch Lomon'.

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Never ask people where they are from. If they are from Virginia, they will tell you so; if not, it will embarrass them to have to confess that they aren't.

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And this is law, I will maintain,
Unto my dying day, sir,
That whatsoever king shall reign,
I'll still be the Vicar of Bray, sir!

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Faster than a speeding bullet!…Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman! Yes, it's Superman! Strange visitor from another planet…Who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel with his bare hands, and who—disguised as Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper—fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and the American way!

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It takes 40 dumb animals to make a fur coat, but only one to wear it.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water; Jack fell down and broke his crown, And Jill came tumbling after.

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"I'll rest," said he, "but thou shalt walk"; So doth this wandering Jew From place to place, but cannot rest For seeing countries new.

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He gives twice who gives promptly.

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And when he goes to heaven To Saint Peter he will tell: Another Marine reporting, sir; I've served my time in hell!

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