Anonymous Quotes

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I sing of a maiden That is makeless;
King of all kings To her son she ches.

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The united voice of all His Majesty's free and loyal subjects in America—liberty and property, and no stamps.

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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Women's faults are many,
Men have only two:
Everything they say
And everything they do.

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Man occasionally stumbles on the truth, but then just picks himself up and hurries on regardless.

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A religious person should have three bones — a wishbone for high ideals, a backbone for good resolutions, and a funny bone for ups and downs.

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The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think.

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Sure, now ivery child knows what's guvermint. It's half a dozen gintlemen an' the loike maybe, that meets an' thinks what's best fer thimsilves, an' thin says that's best fer us — an' that's guvermint.

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It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk or running for office.

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What poor astronomers are they Take women's eyes for stars!

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One misty, moisty morning,
When cloudy was the weather,
I chanced to meet an old man Clothed all in leather;
He began to compliment,
And I began to grin—
"How do you do?" and "How do you do?"
And "How do you do?" again!

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Most Gracious Queen, we thee implore
To go away and sin no more,
But if that effort be too great,
To go away at any rate.

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I must go walk so the wood so wild,
And wander here and there In dread and deadly fear;
For where I trusted I am beguiled,
And all for one.

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Habeas corpus [You are to produce the person].

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On accountancy:
A profession whose idea of excitement is sharpening a bundle of no. 2 pencils.

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Tom, Tom, the piper's son,
He learned to play when he was young.
But all the tune that he could play Was "Over the hills and far away."

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

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This place is where death rejoices to come to the aid of life.

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A swarm of bees in May Is worth a load of hay; A swarm of bees in June Is worth a silver spoon; A swarm of bees in July Is not worth a fly.

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English cooking: put things in hot water and take them out again after a while.

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The man in the wilderness asked of me How many strawberries grew in the sea. I answered him as I thought good, "As many as red herrings grow in the wood."

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Ride a cockhorse to Banbury Cross,
To see a fine lady upon a white horse;
Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,
She shall have music wherever she goes.

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Good-bye, fare you well!
We're homeward bound for New York town, Hurrah, my boys, we're homeward bound!

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An abomination unto the Lord, but a very present help in time of trouble.

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Frankie and Johnny were lovers, my gawd, how they could love, Swore to be true to each other, true as the stars above; He was her man, but he done her wrong.

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There were two lofty ships, from old England they set sail, Blow high, blow low, and so sailed we!... Cruising down along the shores of High Barbaree!

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God looks after fools, drunkards, and the United States.

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As an agricultural region, Missouri is not surpassed by any state in the Union. It is indeed the farmers' kingdom.

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If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what are we to think of an empty desk?

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The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Often attributed to Paul Valéry or Muhammad Ali

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