Authors
Topics
Lists
Pictures
Resources
More about Anonymous
Anonymous Quotes
909 Sourced Quotes
Source
Report...
If you add the candle ends together you get a whole candle.
Anonymous
Report...
Like the statistician who was drowned in a lake of average depth six inches.
Anonymous
Report...
"Where are you going to, my pretty maid?"
"I'm going a-milking, sir," she said.
Anonymous
Report...
Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Revd James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago.
Anonymous
Report...
When elephants fight it is the grass that suffers.
Anonymous
Report...
She was poor, but she was honest,
Victim of the squire's whim:
For he wooed and he seduced her,
And she had a child by him.
Anonymous
Report...
The world is full of fools, and he who would not see it should live alone and smash his mirror.
Anonymous
Report...
I had a little nut tree, nothing would it bear But a silver nutmeg and a golden pear; The king of Spain's daughter came to visit me, And all for the sake of my little nut tree.
Anonymous
Source
Report...
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex, overwhelming tasks into small, manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.
Anonymous
Report...
An old joke about the Irish:
Victor Lewis Smith:
You clearly don't know the difference between a Joist and a Girder.
Irish Builder:
Yes I do. Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote Faust.
Anonymous
Report...
There was a crooked man, and he went a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
Anonymous
Source
Report...
Capitalism contains within it the seeds of its own destruction.
Anonymous
Source
Report...
God protects fools, drunks and the United States of America.
Anonymous
Report...
Listen!
The fame of Danish kings
in days gone by, the daring feats
worked by those heroes are well known to us.
Anonymous
Report...
There are three sides to every argument: my side, your side and the truth.
Anonymous
Report...
I don't like the family Stein!
There is Gert, there is Ep, there is Ein.
Gert's writings are punk,
Ep's statues are junk,
Nor can anyone understand Ein.
Anonymous
Report...
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.
Anonymous
Report...
Rise and shine and give God the glory
For the year of Jubilee.
Anonymous
Report...
I looked over Jordan, and what did I see?... A band of angels coming after me, Coming for to carry me home.
Anonymous
Report...
Kill then, and bliss me,
But first come kiss me.
Anonymous
Source
Report...
Love conquers all things—except poverty and toothache.
Often misattributed to Mae West
Anonymous
Report...
No beauty she doth miss,
When all her robes are on;
But beauty's self she is,
When all her robes are gone.
Anonymous
Report...
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man,
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and prick it, and mark it with B,
Put it in the oven for baby and me.
Anonymous
Report...
Quarry mine, blessed am I In the luck of the chase. Comes the deer to my singing.
Anonymous
Report...
Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules;
Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these;
But of all the world's brave heroes, there's none that can compare
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the British Grenadier.
Anonymous
1
...
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
...
37
Quote of the day
No publisher in America improved a paper so quickly on so grand a scale, took a paper that was marginal in qualities and brought it to excellence as Otis Chandler did.
David Halberstam
Anonymous
Info:
Quotations whose author is unknown. All quotes that couldn't be traced or found with proper attribution in reliable sources belong here.
Suggest an edit or a new quote
Related Pages
Anonymous (group)
Featured Authors
Lists
Predictions that didn't happen
If it's on the Internet it must be true
Remarkable Last Words (or Near-Last Words)
Picture Quotes
Confucius
Philip James Bailey
Eleanor Roosevelt
Letitia Elizabeth Landon
Popular Topics
life
love
nature
time
god
power
human
mind
work
art
heart
thought
men
day
×
Lib Quotes