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From telegrams between an aspiring playwright and the theater management:
Author: Please give immediate decision; have other irons in the fire.
Management: Suggest removing irons and inserting manuscript.
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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Attributed to Mark Twain
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If you play bridge badly you make your partner suffer, but if you play poker badly you make everybody happy.
Often attributed to Joe Laurie, Jr.
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