Anonymous Quotes

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Rise and shine and give God the glory
For the year of Jubilee.

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I looked over Jordan, and what did I see?... A band of angels coming after me, Coming for to carry me home.

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Kill then, and bliss me,
But first come kiss me.

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Love conquers all things—except poverty and toothache.
Often misattributed to Mae West

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No beauty she doth miss,
When all her robes are on;
But beauty's self she is,
When all her robes are gone.

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Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man,
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Pat it and prick it, and mark it with B,
Put it in the oven for baby and me.

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Quarry mine, blessed am I In the luck of the chase. Comes the deer to my singing.

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Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules;
Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these;
But of all the world's brave heroes, there's none that can compare
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the British Grenadier.

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They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody?

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As an empowerer, I really think that the highs for me have been making people do things they could never do before. Giving them the confidence and the criticism and the help and the ideas, and sharing my chutzpah, the chutzpah I was born with, and making them have it, too. So that's the empowerment.

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I'm wild and woolly
And full of fleas;
Ain't never been curried
Below the knees.
I'm a wild she wolf
From Bitter Creek,
And it's my time
To h-o-w-l, whoop-i-e-e-ee.

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Oh, beat the drum slowly and play the fife lowly, Play the Dead March as you carry me along; Take me to the green valley, there lay the sod o'er me, For I'm a young cowboy and I know I've done wrong.

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He who sits at the door of his house will watch his enemy's corpse go by.

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From telegrams between an aspiring playwright and the theater management:
Author: Please give immediate decision; have other irons in the fire.
Management: Suggest removing irons and inserting manuscript.

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If a research project is not worth doing at all, it is not worth doing properly.

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Yes, Ireland shall be free,
From the centre to the sea;
Then hurrah for Liberty!
Says the Shan Van Vogh.

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Now the heroes were plenty and well known to fame In the troops that were led by the Czar, And the bravest of these was a man by the name Of Ivan Petrofski Skevar.

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A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

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Everyone with a garden, however small, should have a few acres of woodland.

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Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.

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Teaching people not to bugger badgers and not to badger buggers.

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I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried—but they wanted cash.

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Death is afraid of him because he has the heart of a lion.

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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Attributed to Mark Twain

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Sing a song of sixpence,
A pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty blackbirds,
Baked in a pie;
When the pie was opened,
The birds began to sing;
Wasn't that a dainty dish To set before a king?
The king was in his countinghouse Counting out his money;
The queen was in the parlor Eating bread and honey;
The maid was in the garden Hanging out the clothes,
Along came a blackbird,
And snipped off her nose.

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What man calls conversion is often only the discovery of the Great Friend. What man calls religion is the knowledge of the Great Friend. What man calls holiness is the imitation of the Great Friend.

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Big Blue Mountain Spirit,
The home made of blue clouds...
I am grateful for that mode of goodness there.

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It's the same the whole world over,
It's the poor wot gets the blame,
It's the rich wot gets the pleasure,
Ain't it all a bloomin' shame?

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Come to Van Horn to live. The climate is so healthy we had to shoot a man to start our graveyard.

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Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

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