Anonymous Quotes

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The king is dead – long live the king!

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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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It's pride that puts this country down;
Man, take thine old cloak about thee.

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If the king had given me Paris, his great city, and if I were required to give up my darling's love, I would say to King Henry: 'Take your Paris back; I prefer my darling, by the ford, I prefer my darling.'

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Give us the child for eight years and it will be a Bolshevik forever.

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The sheriff took Frankie to the gallows,
Hung her until she died;
They hung her for killing Johnny,
And the undertaker waited outside;
She killed her man, 'cause he done her wrong.

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A frog he would a-wooing go.
Sing heigh-ho says Rowley.

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When people ask me why I don't get married, I tell them I can't mate in captivity.

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High diddle diddle The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed To see such craft
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

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Oh, freedom! Oh, freedom!
Oh, freedom over me!
And before I'd be a slave, I'll be buried in my grave,
And go home to my Lord and be free.

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When a child turns 12, he should be kept in a barrel and fed through the bunghole, until he reaches 16... at which time you plug the bunghole.

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Definition of a sports car: a hedge against male menopause.

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In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!

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If you add the candle ends together you get a whole candle.

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Like the statistician who was drowned in a lake of average depth six inches.

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"Where are you going to, my pretty maid?"
"I'm going a-milking, sir," she said.

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Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Revd James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago.

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When elephants fight it is the grass that suffers.

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She was poor, but she was honest,
Victim of the squire's whim:
For he wooed and he seduced her,
And she had a child by him.

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The world is full of fools, and he who would not see it should live alone and smash his mirror.

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I had a little nut tree, nothing would it bear But a silver nutmeg and a golden pear; The king of Spain's daughter came to visit me, And all for the sake of my little nut tree.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex, overwhelming tasks into small, manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.

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An old joke about the Irish:
Victor Lewis Smith: You clearly don't know the difference between a Joist and a Girder.
Irish Builder: Yes I do. Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote Faust.

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There was a crooked man, and he went a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

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Capitalism contains within it the seeds of its own destruction.

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God protects fools, drunks and the United States of America.

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Listen!
The fame of Danish kings
in days gone by, the daring feats
worked by those heroes are well known to us.

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There are three sides to every argument: my side, your side and the truth.

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I don't like the family Stein!
There is Gert, there is Ep, there is Ein.
Gert's writings are punk,
Ep's statues are junk,
Nor can anyone understand Ein.

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There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

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