Anonymous Quotes

922 Sourced Quotes

The nightingale will run out of songs before a woman runs out of conversation.

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God gave Noah the rainbow sign,
No more water, the fire next time.

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To advertise when trade is dull Is useless, don't you see? I advertise each day, and trade Is never dull with me.

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And Charlie he's my darling,
My darling, my darling,
And Charlie he's my darling,
The young Chevalier.

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It is becoming difficult to find anyone in the Commission who has even the slightest sense of responsibility.

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Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?

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We wish to inform you that tomorrow we will be killed with our families.

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My job is
Keeping faces clean
And nobody knows
De stubble
I've seen
Burma-Shave.

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Love not me for comely grace,
For my pleasing eye or face,
Nor for any outward part,
No, nor for a constant heart.

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Use it up, wear it out;
Make it do, or do without.

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May you be in heaven for twenty minutes before the Devil discovers that you're dead.

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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

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I desire to end my days in a tavern drinking,
May some Christian hold for me the glass when I am shrinking;
That the Cherubim may cry, when they see me sinking,
'God be merciful to a soul of this gentleman's way of thinking.'

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It's not the bullet with my name on it that worries me. It's the one that says 'To whom it may concern'.

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We raise de wheat,
Dey gib us de corn,
We bake de bread,
Dey gib us de cruss,
We sif de meal
Dey gib us de huss [husks].

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God save our gracious king!
Long live our noble king!
God save the king!
Send him victorious,
Happy, and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the king!

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One of the pleasures of reading old letters is the knowledge that they need no answer.

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May they perish who have used our words before us.

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Champagne for your real friends, real pain for your sham friends.

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As I walked out in the streets of Laredo,
As I walked out in Laredo one day,
I spied a poor cowboy wrapped up in white linen, Wrapped up in white linen as cold as the clay.

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You-all means a race or section,
Family, party, tribe, or clan;
You-all means the whole connection Of the individual man.

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Ain't no law west of St. Louis, ain't no God west of Fort Smith.

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One must not be more royalist than the king.

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An English professor at Ohio University:
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.

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Necessity is the mother of invention.

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A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass.

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Our cargoes of meat, drink, and clothes beat the Dutch.

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Tomorrow let him love who has never loved and tomorrow let him who has loved love.

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Education is that which remains, if one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

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Hickety pickety, my black hen,
She lays eggs for gentlemen.
Gentlemen come every day To see what my black hen doth lay.

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