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We gather together to ask the Lord's blessing; He chastens and hastens his will to make known; The wicked oppressing now cease from distressing: Sing praises to his Name; he forgets not his own.

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Advertising, however tasteless and excessive it may seem, is nonetheless dissemination of information as to who is producing and selling what product, for what reason, and at what price.

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Christ has no body now on earth but yours, no hands but yours, no feet but yours, yours are the eyes through which he looks compassion on this world, yours are the feet with which he is to go about doing good.

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The ancient folk with evil spells, dashed to earth, plowed under!

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I am not my body. I am not my work or my role. I am not my gender. I am not my nationality. I am not a human being... I am a spiritual being having a human experience.

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Seesaw, Margery Daw,
Jacky shall have a new master;
Jacky must have but a penny a day,
Because he can work no faster.

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North Dakota is a doomed state. In twenty years, it will revert to the Indian and the buffalo. We must be moving on.

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

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It doesn't matter who you vote for, the government always gets in.

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McKinley drinks soda water; Bryan drinks rum; McKinley is a gentleman, Bryan is a bum.

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Little Polly Flinders Sat among the cinders, Warming her pretty little toes. Her mother came and caught her, And whipped her little daughter For spoiling her nice new clothes.

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Back of every great work we can find the self-sacrificing devotion of a woman.

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There was an old woman tossed in a blanket, Seventeen times as high as the moon; But where she was going no mortal could tell, For under her arm she carried a broom. Old woman, old woman, old woman, said I, Whither, ah whither, ah whither so high? To sweep the cobwebs from the sky, And I'll be with you by and by.

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He created man,
And man is born, and dies, and does not come
again.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.

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All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterwards that causes all the trouble.

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British Rail, which last week predicted that it was ready for the worst the weather could do, now blames the near-total dislocation of its services on 'the wrong sort of snow'.

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I've never seen nothin; I don't know nothin; I haint got nothin; and I don't want nothin!

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Whoever really loves you will make you cry.

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Seven wealthy towns contend for homer dead
Through which the living homer begged his bread.

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Where is the man who has the power and skill
To stem the torrent of a woman's will?
For if she will, she will, you may depend on't;
And if she won't, she won't; so there's an end on't.

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It is a newspaper's duty to print the news and raise hell.

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There are three kinds of lie: a small lie, a big lie and politics.

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Polly, put the kettle on,
We'll all have tea.

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I saw God last night. Really? What's he like? Well, he's a woman and she's black!

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Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
Often misattributed to C.S. Lewis but not found in his original works

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One more river,
And that's the river of Jordan,
One more river,
There's one more river to cross.

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God helps those who get up early.

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Don't tell my mother I'm in advertising. She thinks I play piano in a whore house.

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When I retired, I found I had not enough money and too much husband.

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