Anonymous Quotes

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You'll hear the trumpet sound,
To wake the nations underground,
Look in my God's right hand,
When the stars begin to fall.

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Who were you with last night?
Out in the pale moonlight.

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Rain, rain, go away,
Come again another day.

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This animal is very bad; when attacked it defends itself.

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When Israel was in Egypt land,
Let my people go,
Oppressed so hard they could not stand,
Let my people go.
Go down, Moses,
Way-down in Egypt land,
Tell old Pharaoh
To let my people go.

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A single witness is no witness.

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What happens when the human body is completely submerged in water? The telephone rings.

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Ten little Indians standing in a line —
One went home, and then there were nine.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a needle?

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It is so soon that I am done for,
I wonder what I was begun for.

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John Henry told his captain,
Says, "A man ain't nothin' but a man,
And before I'd let your steam drill beat me down, Lord,
I'd die with this hammer in my hand.

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Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick-maker;
And all of them went to sea!

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An astronomer is a guy who stands around looking at heavenly bodies.

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On acting abilities of Marion Davies:
Miss Davies has two expressions — joy and indigestion.

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You make a living by what you get; you make a life by what you give.
Often misattributed to Winston Churchill

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O Lord, I want to be in that number When the saints go marching in.

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A matter that has been legally decided is considered true.

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Gekko: Greed, for want of a better word, is good.

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To live in
And to die in,
To be one of the few
To live in,
What would I not do?—
I'd commit frightful crimes
To live in
And to die in.

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In the ad biz, sincerety is a commodity bought and paid for like everything else.

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Jimmie crack corn and I don't care,
Old Massa's gone away.

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Hit's a lot worse to be soul-hungry than to be body-hungry.

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To the West, to the West, to the land of the free,
Where the mighty Missouri rolls down to the sea,
Where a man is a man, even though he must toil
And the poorest may gather the fruits of the soil.

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Down there came a fallow doe As great with young as she might go.

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A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

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Idlers and cowards are here at home now,
But the youth I love is gone to war, far hence. Weary, lonely, for me he longs.

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Holy Mother Earth, the trees and all nature are witnesses of your thoughts and deeds.

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Three blind mice, see how they run!
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
She cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a sight in your life,
As three blind mice?

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Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher said, "It was like trying to hold 35 corks under water at the same time."

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A cow and calf are cut in half
And placed in separate cases
To call it art, however smart
Casts doubt on art's whole basis.

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