Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher said, "It was like trying to hold 35 corks under water at the same time."


Often attributed to Mark Twain. Originally from: The Pocono Record (18 February 1971, page 4).


Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher said, It was like trying to hold 35 corks under water at the same time.

Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher said, It was like trying to hold 35 corks under water at the same time.

Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher said, It was like trying to hold 35 corks under water at the same time.

Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher said, It was like trying to hold 35 corks under water at the same time.