Anonymous Quotes

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When I retired, I found I had not enough money and too much husband.

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Don't tell my mother I'm in advertising. She thinks I play piano in a whore house.

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There are three kinds of lie: a small lie, a big lie and politics.

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God looks after fools, drunkards, and the United States.

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As an agricultural region, Missouri is not surpassed by any state in the Union. It is indeed the farmers' kingdom.

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If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what are we to think of an empty desk?

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The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Often attributed to Paul Valéry or Muhammad Ali

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Friday night too tired, Saturday night too drunk, Sunday night too far away.

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An ambassador: A politician who is given a job abroad in order to get him out of the country.

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All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterwards that causes all the trouble.

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British Rail, which last week predicted that it was ready for the worst the weather could do, now blames the near-total dislocation of its services on 'the wrong sort of snow'.

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I've never seen nothin; I don't know nothin; I haint got nothin; and I don't want nothin!

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Whoever really loves you will make you cry.

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Seven wealthy towns contend for homer dead
Through which the living homer begged his bread.

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Where is the man who has the power and skill
To stem the torrent of a woman's will?
For if she will, she will, you may depend on't;
And if she won't, she won't; so there's an end on't.

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It is a newspaper's duty to print the news and raise hell.

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Everything is energy and that's all there is to it. Match the frequency of the reality you want and you cannot help but get that reality. It can be no other way. This is not philosophy. This is physics.

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Has anyone here been raped and speaks English?

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Oh, blow the man down, bullies, blow the man down! To me way-aye, blow the man down. Oh, blow the man down, bullies, blow him right down! Give me some time to blow the man down!

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'My mother made me a homosexual.'
'If I send her the wool will she make me one?'

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Oh, they chew tobacco in Kansas,
Oh, they say that drink's a sin in Kansas.

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Sabina has a thousand charms To captivate my heart; Her lovely eyes are Cupid's arms, And every look a dart: But when the beauteous idiot speaks, She cures me of my pain; Her tongue the servile fetters breaks And frees her slave again.

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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…well, I have others.

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I saw God last night. Really? What's he like? Well, he's a woman and she's black!

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Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
Often misattributed to C.S. Lewis but not found in his original works

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