Anonymous Quotes

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Free soil, free men, free speech, Fremont.

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He: Excuse me won't you—I'm a little stiff from badminton.
She: It doesn't matter where you're from.

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Reorganizing the Civil Service is like drawing a knife through a bowl of marbles.

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I impose nothing; I propose nothing: I expose.

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Come lasses and lads, get leave of your dads,
And away to the Maypole hie,
For every he has got him a she,
And the fiddler's standing by.
For Willie shall dance with Jane,
And Johnny has got his Joan,
To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it up and down.

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Goodness sold itself, badness flaunted itself about.

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Abundance is God's Supply. Turn out all limited thoughts. Receive showers and in your turn — shower.

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There was a little man, and he had a little gun, And his bullets were made of lead, lead, lead; He went to the brook, and saw a little duck, And shot it through the head, head, head.

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Around the world thoughts shall fly In the twinkling of an eye.

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Climb high Climb far Your goal the sky Your aim the star.

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There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle.

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Icham of Irlaunde
Ant of the holy londe of irlonde
Gode sir pray ich ye
for of saynte charite,
come ant daunce wyt me,
in irlaunde.

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Everything passes, everything perishes, everything palls.

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Iron in the water shall float As easy as a wooden boat.

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The world is divided into people who think they are right.

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The new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.

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The Higgs boson walks into a Catholic Church and the priest says: 'What are you doing here?' The Higgs says, 'Well, you can't have mass without me.'

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Oh, Shenandoah, I long to hear you,
Way-hay, you rolling river!
Oh, Shenandoah, I long to hear you,
Ha-ha, we're bound away,
'Cross the wide Missouri!

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What poor astronomers are they Take women's eyes for stars!

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

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Tom, Tom, the piper's son,
He learned to play when he was young.
But all the tune that he could play Was "Over the hills and far away."

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On accountancy:
A profession whose idea of excitement is sharpening a bundle of no. 2 pencils.

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Habeas corpus [You are to produce the person].

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I must go walk so the wood so wild,
And wander here and there In dread and deadly fear;
For where I trusted I am beguiled,
And all for one.

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Most Gracious Queen, we thee implore
To go away and sin no more,
But if that effort be too great,
To go away at any rate.

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One misty, moisty morning,
When cloudy was the weather,
I chanced to meet an old man Clothed all in leather;
He began to compliment,
And I began to grin—
"How do you do?" and "How do you do?"
And "How do you do?" again!

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Man occasionally stumbles on the truth, but then just picks himself up and hurries on regardless.

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A religious person should have three bones — a wishbone for high ideals, a backbone for good resolutions, and a funny bone for ups and downs.

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The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think.

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Women's faults are many,
Men have only two:
Everything they say
And everything they do.

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