Anonymous Quotes

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If you add the candle ends together you get a whole candle.

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In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!

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Frankie and Albert were lovers, O Lordy, how they could love.
Swore to be true to each other, true as the stars above;
He was her man, but he done her wrong.

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An intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

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King Stephen was a worthy peer,
His breeches cost him but a crown.

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Crosspatch, draw the latch,
Set by the fire and spin:
Take a cup and drink it up,
Then call your neighbors in.

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Hickory dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down;
Hickory dickory dock.

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"Who killed Cock Robin?"
"I," said the sparrow,
"With my bow and arrow,
I killed Cock Robin."

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Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

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Lo, the Turquoise Horse of Johano-ai...
There he spurneth dust of glittering grains —
How joyous his neigh.

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It takes seventy-two muscles to frown, but only thirteen to smile.

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In victory, you deserve champagne, in defeat, you need it.

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There were three ravens sat on a tree,
They were as black as they might be.
The one of them said to his mate,
"Where shall we our breakfast take?"

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Love isn't something natural. Rather it requires discipline, concentration, patience, faith, and the overcoming of narcissism. It isn't a feeling, it is a practice.

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If you hear an owl hoot: To whom instead of To who you can make up your mind he was born and educated in Boston.

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Tom, Tom, the piper's son,
Stole a pig, and away he run;
The pig was eat, and Tom was beat,
And Tom went howling down the street.

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Give us the child for eight years and it will be a Bolshevik forever.

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When a child turns 12, he should be kept in a barrel and fed through the bunghole, until he reaches 16... at which time you plug the bunghole.

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Oh, freedom! Oh, freedom!
Oh, freedom over me!
And before I'd be a slave, I'll be buried in my grave,
And go home to my Lord and be free.

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High diddle diddle The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed To see such craft
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

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When people ask me why I don't get married, I tell them I can't mate in captivity.

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A frog he would a-wooing go.
Sing heigh-ho says Rowley.

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The sheriff took Frankie to the gallows,
Hung her until she died;
They hung her for killing Johnny,
And the undertaker waited outside;
She killed her man, 'cause he done her wrong.

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If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it.
Often attributed to Margaret Fuller or Thomas Fuller but it hasn't been found in any original work of either

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The king is dead – long live the king!

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