Anonymous Quotes

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Jimmie crack corn and I don't care,
Old Massa's gone away.

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Hit's a lot worse to be soul-hungry than to be body-hungry.

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To the West, to the West, to the land of the free,
Where the mighty Missouri rolls down to the sea,
Where a man is a man, even though he must toil
And the poorest may gather the fruits of the soil.

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Down there came a fallow doe As great with young as she might go.

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A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

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Idlers and cowards are here at home now,
But the youth I love is gone to war, far hence. Weary, lonely, for me he longs.

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Holy Mother Earth, the trees and all nature are witnesses of your thoughts and deeds.

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Three blind mice, see how they run!
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
She cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a sight in your life,
As three blind mice?

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Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher said, "It was like trying to hold 35 corks under water at the same time."

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A cow and calf are cut in half
And placed in separate cases
To call it art, however smart
Casts doubt on art's whole basis.

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What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice, and everything nice;
That's what little girls are made of.

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O come, all ye faithful,
Joyful and triumphant,
O come ye, O come ye to Bethlehem;
Come and behold him,
Born the King of angels:
O come, let us adore him…Christ the Lord!

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The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

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In the ad game, the days are tough, the nights are long, and the work is emotionally demanding. But it's worth it, because the rewards are shallow, transparent and meaningless.

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Get on board, little children,
There's room for many a more.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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If you don't like the blues, you've got a hole in your soul.

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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

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"Who saw him die?"
"I," said the fly,
"With my little eye,
I saw him die."

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Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.

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A politician is an animal who can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.

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Oh, why don't you work like other men do?
How the hell can I work when there's no work to do?

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Sumer is icumen in,
Lhude sing cuccu!
Groweth sed, and bloweth med,
And springth the wude nu.

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The lion and the unicorn Were fighting for the crown; The lion beat the unicorn All round about the town. Some gave them white bread, And some gave them brown; Some gave them plum cake, And sent them out of town.

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An intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

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King Stephen was a worthy peer,
His breeches cost him but a crown.

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Crosspatch, draw the latch,
Set by the fire and spin:
Take a cup and drink it up,
Then call your neighbors in.

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Capitalism contains within it the seeds of its own destruction.

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God protects fools, drunks and the United States of America.

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Listen!
The fame of Danish kings
in days gone by, the daring feats
worked by those heroes are well known to us.

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