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God protects fools, drunks and the United States of America.
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Down there came a fallow doe As great with young as she might go.
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Frankie and Johnny were lovers, my gawd, how they could love, Swore to be true to each other, true as the stars above; He was her man, but he done her wrong.
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When I was a little boy, I had but a little wit,
'Tis a long time ago, and I have no more yet;
Nor ever ever shall, until that I die,
For the longer I live the more fool am I.
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Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
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As I was a-walking one morning for pleasure, I spied a cowpuncher a-riding along.
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An abomination unto the Lord, but a very present help in time of trouble.
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Hark! Hark! The dogs do bark,
The beggars are coming to town;
Some in rags, some in tags,
And some in velvet gowns.
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You can shed tears that she is gone or you can smile because she has lived.
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Like the statistician who was drowned in a lake of average depth six inches.
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A want of sympathy on the part of the nurse is like a perpetual cold bath to a patient.
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The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.
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O do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
O do you know the muffin man,
That lives in Drury Lane?
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Now that you have touched the women, you have struck a rock, you have dislodged a boulder, and you will be crushed.
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This little pig went to market;
This little pig stayed home;
This little pig had roast beef;
This little pig had none;
And this little pig cried, Wee, wee, wee!
All the way home.
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It's the same the whole world over,
It's the poor wot gets the blame,
It's the rich wot gets the pleasure,
Ain't it all a bloomin' shame?
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Today he plays jazz; tomorrow he betrays his country.
Soviet propaganda slogan
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A zealous locksmith died of late,
And did arrive at heaven gate,
He stood without and would not knock,
Because he meant to pick the lock.
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And this is law, I will maintain,
Unto my dying day, sir,
That whatsoever king shall reign,
I'll still be the Vicar of Bray, sir!
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Prostitutes for pleasure, concubines for service, wives for breeding … A melon for ecstasy.
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Goosey goosey gander,
Whither shall I wander?
Upstairs and downstairs,
And in my lady's chamber;
There I met an old man who wouldn't say his prayers;
I took him by the left leg And threw him down the stairs.
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An intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
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All day they hunted,
And nothing did they find,
But a ship a-sailing,
A-sailing with the wind.
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What a wonderful bird the frog are!
When he walk, he fly almost;
When he sing, he cry almost.
He ain't got no tail hardly, either.
He sit on what he ain't got almost.
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King Harold was killed and Earl Leofwine his brother and Earl Gyrth his brother…and the French remained masters of the field.
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