Anonymous Quotes

922 Sourced Quotes

London, thou art the flower of cities all!
Gemme of all joy, jasper of jocunditie.

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk.

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And let all women strive to be As constant as Penelope.

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You can shed tears that she is gone or you can smile because she has lived.

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The north wind doth blow,
And we shall have snow,
And what will poor robin do then,
Poor thing? He'll sit in a barn,
To keep himself warm,
And hide his head under his wing,
Poor thing!

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You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.

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We shall overcome, we shall overcome,
We shall overcome some day Oh, deep in my heart I do believe We shall overcome some day.

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Dawn comes no sooner for the early riser.

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Shopping is the chief cultural activity in the United States.

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I'm armed with more than complete steel—The justice of my quarrel.

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The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that he's dead.

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Glos'ter girls they have no combs,
Heave away, heave away!
They comb their hair with codfish bones.

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Husbands is the most undiscovered nation of people there is.

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Retirement means twice as much husband on half as much money.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children she didn't know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread,
She whipped them all soundly and put them to
bed.

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One Cartwright brought a Slave from Russia, and would scourge him, for which he was questioned: and it was resolved, That England was too pure an Air for Slaves to breathe in.

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Jerusalem, my happy home,
When shall I come to thee?
When shall my sorrows have an end?
Thy joys when shall I see?

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Stay with me, God. The night is dark,
The night is cold: my little spark Of courage dies. The night is long;
Be with me, God, and make me strong.

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Now that you have touched the women, you have struck a rock, you have dislodged a boulder, and you will be crushed.

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Simple Simon met a pieman Going to the fair: Says Simple Simon to the pieman, "Let me taste your ware."

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House made of dawn,
House made of evening light,
House made of the dark cloud....
Dark cloud is at the house's door,
The trail out of it is dark cloud,
The zigzag lightning stands high upon it.

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The dove says, Coo, coo, what shall I do?
I can scarce maintain two.
Pooh, pooh, says the wren, I have ten,
And keep them all like gentlemen.

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Heartless, Godless, Hell's delight,
Rude by day, and lewd by night.

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Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe.
Variant: Compound interest is man's greatest invention.

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The curse of hell frae me sall ye bear,
Sic counsels ye give to me, O!

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The place where there are the most cows and the least milk, and the most rivers and the least water in them, and where you can look the furthest and see the least.á

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Sugar in the gourd and honey in the horn,
I never was so happy since the hour I was born.

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If there is a paradise on the face of the earth, It is this, oh! it is this, oh! it is this.

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How different, how very different from the home life of our own dear Queen!

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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Attributed to Ben Klitzner or E. Joseph Cossman.

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