An old joke about the Irish:
Victor Lewis Smith: You clearly don't know the difference between a Joist and a Girder.
Irish Builder: Yes I do. Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote Faust.
Victor Lewis Smith: You clearly don't know the difference between a Joist and a Girder.
Irish Builder: Yes I do. Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote Faust.