An old joke about the Irish:

Victor Lewis Smith: You clearly don't know the difference between a Joist and a Girder.
Irish Builder: Yes I do. Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote Faust.



Victor Lewis Smith: You clearly don't know the difference between a Joist and a Girder. Irish builder: Yes I do. Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote ...

Victor Lewis Smith: You clearly don't know the difference between a Joist and a Girder. Irish builder: Yes I do. Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote ...

Victor Lewis Smith: You clearly don't know the difference between a Joist and a Girder. Irish builder: Yes I do. Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote ...

Victor Lewis Smith: You clearly don't know the difference between a Joist and a Girder. Irish builder: Yes I do. Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote ...