When a child turns 12, he should be kept in a barrel and fed through the bunghole, until he reaches 16... at which time you plug the bunghole.


Often attributed to Mark Twain


When a child turns 12, he should be kept in a barrel and fed through the bunghole, until he reaches 16... at which time you plug the bunghole.

When a child turns 12, he should be kept in a barrel and fed through the bunghole, until he reaches 16... at which time you plug the bunghole.

When a child turns 12, he should be kept in a barrel and fed through the bunghole, until he reaches 16... at which time you plug the bunghole.

When a child turns 12, he should be kept in a barrel and fed through the bunghole, until he reaches 16... at which time you plug the bunghole.