Anonymous Quotes

922 Sourced Quotes

Nobody loves me,
Everybody hates me,
Going into the garden
To eat worms.

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The silly, flat, dishwatery utterances of the man who has to be pointed out to intelligent observers as the President of the United States.

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"What gat ye to your dinner, Lord Randal, my son? What gat ye to your dinner, my handsome young man?" "I gat eels boil'd in broo'; mother, make my bed soon, For I'm weary wi' hunting, and fain wald lie down."

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If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Variant: If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind then what are we to think of an empty desk?

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The place where there are the most cows and the least milk, and the most rivers and the least water in them, and where you can look the furthest and see the least.á

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Sugar in the gourd and honey in the horn,
I never was so happy since the hour I was born.

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If there is a paradise on the face of the earth, It is this, oh! it is this, oh! it is this.

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The curse of hell frae me sall ye bear,
Sic counsels ye give to me, O!

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I saw my lady weep,
And Sorrow proud to be exalted so
In those fair eyes where all perfections keep.
Her face was full of woe;
But such a woe, believe me, as wins more hearts,
Than Mirth can do with her enticing parts.

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How different, how very different from the home life of our own dear Queen!

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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Attributed to Ben Klitzner or E. Joseph Cossman.

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Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.

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There was a ship came from the north country, And the name of the ship was the Golden Vanity. And they feared she might be taken by the Turkish enemy, That sails upon the Lowland, Lowland, Lowland, That sails upon the Lowland sea.

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These aren't hot flashes, they're power surges.

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The opera ain't over till the fat lady sings.

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May the earth rest lightly on you.

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A-roving! A-roving!
Since roving's been my ru-i-n
I'll go no more a-roving
With you fair maid.

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Out of the earth I sing for them a Horse nation... I sing for them the animals.

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Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat, Please to put a penny in the old man's hat; If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do, If you haven't got a ha'penny, God bless you!

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There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has come.

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The situation in Germany is serious but not hopeless; the situation in Austria is hopeless but not serious.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet,
Eating some curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
And sat down beside her,
And frightened Miss Muffet away.

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Her photographs are among the most beautiful X-ray photographs of any substance ever taken.
Obituary of the English chemist and X-ray crystallographer Rosalind Franklin

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Lord, through this hour Be Thou our Guide,
So by Thy power
No foot shall slide.

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A fundamental feminist principle is that the means are the ends; that how we do something is what we get.

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Let those love now, who never loved before:
Let those who always loved, now love the more.

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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

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The fault is great in man or woman
Who steals a goose from off a common;
But what can plead that man's excuse
Who steals a common from a goose?

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Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes, sir, yes, sir,
Three bags full:
One for my master,
And one for my dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.

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Gold and love affairs are difficult to hide.

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