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Standing around in the rain and cold is what they pay me for. The acting I do for free.
Variant: The sitting around on the set is awful. But I always figure that's what they pay me for. The acting I do for free.

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For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
Often attributed to Hemingway

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Experience: Something that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Variant: Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, 'Does he taste funny to you?'
Variant: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny!

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Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
Variant: They who dance are thought mad by those who hear not the music.

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