First Baseball Umpire: Balls and strikes, I call them as I sees them.
Second Umpire: Balls and strikes, I call them as they are.
Third Umpire: Balls and strikes, they ain't nothing until I call them.


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First baseball umpire: Balls and strikes, I call them as I sees them. Second umpire: Balls and strikes, I call them as they are. Third umpire: Balls...

First baseball umpire: Balls and strikes, I call them as I sees them. Second umpire: Balls and strikes, I call them as they are. Third umpire: Balls...

First baseball umpire: Balls and strikes, I call them as I sees them. Second umpire: Balls and strikes, I call them as they are. Third umpire: Balls...

First baseball umpire: Balls and strikes, I call them as I sees them. Second umpire: Balls and strikes, I call them as they are. Third umpire: Balls...