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Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

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For guys, sex is like going to a restaurant. No matter what they order off that menu, they walk out saying, 'Damn! That was good!' For women, it don't work like that. We go to the restaurant; sometimes it's good, sometimes you got to send it back... Or you might go, 'I think I'm going to cook for myself today.'

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Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, "Listen, you're not pregnant." I said, "Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.

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I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.

Wanda Sykes

Wanda Sykes

Wanda Sykes

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Born: March 7, 1964 (age 61)

Bio: Wanda Sykes is an American comedian, writer, actress and voice artist. She was first recognized for her work as a writer on The Chris Rock Show, for which she won a Primetime Emmy Award in 1999.

Known for:

The Wanda Sykes Show (2009 – 2010)
Monster-in-Law (2005)
Pootie Tang (2001)
Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)
The New Adventures of Old Christine (2006 – 2010)

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