For guys, sex is like going to a restaurant. No matter what they order off that menu, they walk out saying, 'Damn! That was good!' For women, it don't work like that. We go to the restaurant; sometimes it's good, sometimes you got to send it back... Or you might go, 'I think I'm going to cook for myself today.'
Yeah, I Said It (2004 edition), Simon and Schuster - ISBN: 9781416505570