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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm so indebted to her for.

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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.

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I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two.

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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

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It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.

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Born: January 29, 1880
Died: December 25, 1946 (aged 66)
Bio: William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer.
Known for:
  1. The Bank Dick (1940)
  2. It's a Gift (1934)
  3. Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (1941)
  4. My Little Chickadee (1940)
  5. You're Telling Me! (1934)
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