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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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You can fool some of the people some of the time — and that's enough to make a decent living.
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Whilst traveling through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for several days.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake—which I also keep handy.
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I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm so indebted to her for.
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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
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I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two.
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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
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It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.
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W. C. Fields
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Born:
January 29, 1880
Died:
December 25, 1946
(aged 66)
Bio:
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer.
Known for:
The Bank Dick (1940)
It's a Gift (1934)
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (1941)
My Little Chickadee (1940)
You're Telling Me! (1934)
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