Bob Hope Quotes

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

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Nobody in Beverly Hills grows old. It's a violation of a city ordinance.

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I was on the way to my hotel, and I passed a hotel going in the opposite direction.

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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

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Commenting John F. Kennedy's victory in Wisconsin:
A triumph for democracy. It proves that a millionaire has just as good a chance as anybody else.

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Of Audiences:
They were really tough—they used to tie their tomatoes on the end of a yo-yo, so they could hit you twice.

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I remember one of my staff asking me when I was going to retire. I said when I could no longer hear the sound of laughter. He said, 'That never stopped you before.'

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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

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When I wake up in the morning, I don't feel anything until noon, and then it's time for my nap.

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How did you get into that dress – with a spray gun?

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Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.

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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

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Rock and roll is catching on all over... France... England... They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

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Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

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As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.

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Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent... he's not rich enough to be a Republican.

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It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

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I was happy when I first heard Ronald Reagan was running for the presidency. I've always thought, once you're in show business you should stay in it.

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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.

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I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

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My parents were English. We were too poor to be British.
On his British origins

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope