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You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

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In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

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Born: December 18, 1956 (age 68)
Bio: Ronald Dee "Ron" "Tater Salad" White is an American stand up comedian and actor, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
Known for:
  1. Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
  2. Ron White: They Call Me Tater Salad (2004)
  3. Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road (2006)
  4. Horrible Bosses (2011)
  5. Redneck Comedy Roundup (2003)

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