Radio Personality Quotes

Nothing breaks down barriers and preconceived ideas about 'Christians and Christianity' more than when we treat people the way Jesus treated His enemies.

Let us be courageous in the face of life's disappointments - all the while knowing we are a step closer toward our goal as we grow in determination.

Danny Yamashiro

Progress' constant companion is nostalgia for the way things used to be.

... and on MSNBC all over the world. Now, uhh, because it's availible all over the world, doesn't mean, by the way, that anybody's watchin' it. Am I right Charles?

Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our house, and He had me all sketched out down to what size my feet would be (big), which bike I would ride (Schwinn), and the five ears of corn I'd eat for supper that night.

Garrison Keillor

Fighting the power is good, but becoming the power is even better.

Hollywood's persistent hostility to religious values is not just peculiar, it is positively pathological.

I'm gonna say that I've had some incredibly unholy thoughts about you.

From the city of angels off the Pacific Ocean. Good morning, good evening, wherever you may be, across the nation, around the world. I'm George Noory. Welcome to America's most listened-to late night talk show, Coast to Coast AM.

I would be unelectable. I'm an atheist. As we all know, that is something people won't accept.

I don't believe that [blacks in New Orleans immediately prior to Hurricane Katrina]couldn't afford a bus ticket out of New Orleans for a minute- they might not be able to drive out in a brand new Lincoln, but they could afford a bus ticket.

It took the national debt two hundred years to reach $1 trillion. Supply Side Economics quadrupled the national debt to over $4 trillion in twelve years (1980-1992) under the Republicans. Bill Clinton actually paid down the national debt. How did he do it? He raised taxes. It produced the longest sustained economic expansion in U.S. History.

And if you really want to tame that region (Iraq), I'll tell you what can solve the problem: pussy. Plain and simple. Give 'em strip clubs and whores. Nobody would want to fly a fucking plane into anything. Nobody would want to kill anybody. The problem is, these guys can't even see a woman's ankle. You know what? They just want pussy. They want good porno. They want to beat off. They want Howard Stern.

Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

In my view, the right to bear arms is in the Constitution for three main reasons: self-protection, community protection, and protection from tyrrany.

You know, I have a theory about Charlie Haughey. If you give him enough rope, he'll hang you.

No matter how you have searched, there will always be one teaspoon left at the bottom of the washing-up water.

Playing two months or more in one city meant new songs all the time. If people paid their dimes to see and hear Sophie Tucker, they didn't want to hear the same songs over and over or see the same clothes.

It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason—there's a reason!

Marian Driscoll Jordan

Magician: I would like to borrow a five-dollar gold piece. (Look around audience and when nobody offers you the gold piece, say) Alright, I'll settle for a dollar.

Joe Laurie, Jr.

It's a basic, elemental universe, one of the last remaining zones where violence and domination sort out who is top dog. That's football's glory, and its curse. The game of football doesn't transfer well to the real world. You can't treat your friends, neighbors, or loved ones the way you treat your opponent on the football field.

Boldness in the course of a noble fight is worth the risk... If you stand on truth, you'll only regret your timidity later, but you'll never regret being bold.

People who refer to themselves as intellectuals are automatically commiting a social crime and, also, an error.

Jazz came to America three hundred years ago in chains.