Garrison Keillor Quotes
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Don't worry about the past and don't try to solve the future.
No innocent man buys a gun, and no happy man writes his memoirs.
Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards, and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.