20th-century Radio Personality Quotes

Glenn Beck

Howard Stern

Garrison Keillor

Jimmy Savile

Al Roker

Artie Lange

Neale Donald Walsch

I'm gonna say that I've had some incredibly unholy thoughts about you.

I don't believe that [blacks in New Orleans immediately prior to Hurricane Katrina]couldn't afford a bus ticket out of New Orleans for a minute- they might not be able to drive out in a brand new Lincoln, but they could afford a bus ticket.

As a grandmother, I've learned that you can't buy love. But your grandchildren are disappointed when you don't try.

Mary Margaret McBride

It took the national debt two hundred years to reach $1 trillion. Supply Side Economics quadrupled the national debt to over $4 trillion in twelve years (1980-1992) under the Republicans. Bill Clinton actually paid down the national debt. How did he do it? He raised taxes. It produced the longest sustained economic expansion in U.S. History.

At the present moment, the whole Fleet's lit up. When I say 'lit up', I mean lit up by fairy lamps.

Thomas Woodrooffe

You need to recognize that the risk of moving toward your dreams is much lower than the slow, everyday punishment you inflict on yourself by suppressing your dream

Study history. Separate fears and prejudices from facts. Recognize facts from propaganda. Invest energy in fighting for what you believe in. Analyze harder where we are going and what you are doing about it. What do you really believe in? How much do we care?

A decisive cleansing of the conscience is a prerequisite for unhindered access to God

Michael L. Brown

Fighting the power is good, but becoming the power is even better.

Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

It's a basic, elemental universe, one of the last remaining zones where violence and domination sort out who is top dog. That's football's glory, and its curse. The game of football doesn't transfer well to the real world. You can't treat your friends, neighbors, or loved ones the way you treat your opponent on the football field.

Most entrepreneurial types are free-wheelers who like to do a variety of things and do not enjoy routine tasks. But a smart entrepreneur will eventually learn that while ideas start businesses, organization makes them successful.

I've never done anybody any harm in my entire life. No need to chase girls, I've thousands of them on Top of the Pops, thousands on Radio One.

Men are not intelligent when it comes to cheating, but they're wise enough to choose a woman who will put up with it.

Michael Baisden

They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much. I couldn't wait for Courtney to come to the hospital so I could have all my women together.

Hollywood's persistent hostility to religious values is not just peculiar, it is positively pathological.

The kind of show I do consists of two consenting adults performing unnatural acts in public.

Michael Parkinson

People who refer to themselves as intellectuals are automatically commiting a social crime and, also, an error.

My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of 'The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness' in that country.

When I was a kid, I was into The New York Jets. And then I got into girls as I got older, and then I got back into the Jets because I'd realized there's times when the girl won't fuck you, but the Jets will always fuck you.

Nothing breaks down barriers and preconceived ideas about 'Christians and Christianity' more than when we treat people the way Jesus treated His enemies.

Suicide is a desperate attempt to get out of what seems to be an intolerable situation. It appears to be a way of escape from the pain of living.

Progress' constant companion is nostalgia for the way things used to be.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If our minds are stayed upon God, His peace will rule the affairs entertained by our minds. If, on the other hand, we allow our minds to dwell on the cares of this world, God's peace will be far from our thoughts.

Woodrow M. Kroll