20th-century Radio Personality Quotes

Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

It's a basic, elemental universe, one of the last remaining zones where violence and domination sort out who is top dog. That's football's glory, and its curse. The game of football doesn't transfer well to the real world. You can't treat your friends, neighbors, or loved ones the way you treat your opponent on the football field.

And if you really want to tame that region (Iraq), I'll tell you what can solve the problem: pussy. Plain and simple. Give 'em strip clubs and whores. Nobody would want to fly a fucking plane into anything. Nobody would want to kill anybody. The problem is, these guys can't even see a woman's ankle. You know what? They just want pussy. They want good porno. They want to beat off. They want Howard Stern.

Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our house, and He had me all sketched out down to what size my feet would be (big), which bike I would ride (Schwinn), and the five ears of corn I'd eat for supper that night.

Garrison Keillor

In my view, the right to bear arms is in the Constitution for three main reasons: self-protection, community protection, and protection from tyrrany.

In FY 2006, interest payments alone on the national debt cost us $406 billion.... What a waste.... That $406 billion is pathetically squandered on interest, just because we lacked the discipline to pay our bills when due.

Focusing on difficulties intensifies and enlarges the problem. When we focus our attention on God, the problem is put into its proper perspective and it no longer overwhelms us.

Charles Stanley

Forever is longer than you know. Eternal is longer than Forever. God is more than you imagine. God is the energy you call imagination. God is creation. God is first thought. And God is last experience. And God is everything in between.

Neale Donald Walsch

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason—there's a reason!

Marian Driscoll Jordan

From the city of angels off the Pacific Ocean. Good morning, good evening, wherever you may be, across the nation, around the world. I'm George Noory. Welcome to America's most listened-to late night talk show, Coast to Coast AM.

I would be unelectable. I'm an atheist. As we all know, that is something people won't accept.

No matter how you have searched, there will always be one teaspoon left at the bottom of the washing-up water.

The work in its own right is probably the best that anyone with curiosity could do — a fabulous environment with smart people, and an opportunity to grow every single day in what you do. But fifteen years is a long time.

It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.

Skiers make the best lovers because they don't sit in front of a television like couch potatoes. They take a risk and they wiggle their behinds. They also meet new people on the ski lift.

Ruth Westheimer

Boldness in the course of a noble fight is worth the risk... If you stand on truth, you'll only regret your timidity later, but you'll never regret being bold.

Holiness is not just for some select few spiritual giants; it is not just for pious people who sit around all day with nothing to do but be holy.... Everyone who names the name of the Lord is called to live a holy life!

Nancy Leigh DeMoss

When others see you at peace, they're reminded of the value of tranquility - that is, you inspire them to be at peace.

Government, not the oil industry, is the biggest 'profiteer' from oil. And it uses the tax revenue to expand its own authority at the expense of the individual, as it does with an endless number of other industries - including electric power, coal, lumber, pharmaceuticals, automobiles, aircraft, and agriculture. The Statist's intrusion to the free market is boundless.

... and on MSNBC all over the world. Now, uhh, because it's availible all over the world, doesn't mean, by the way, that anybody's watchin' it. Am I right Charles?

It is a shame for a person to have been a Christian for years but not to have advanced beyond the knowledge of his salvation.

Let us be courageous in the face of life's disappointments - all the while knowing we are a step closer toward our goal as we grow in determination.

Danny Yamashiro

The way we get to live forever is through memories stored in the hearts and souls of those whose lives we touch. That's our soul print. It's our comfort, our emotional nourishment at the end of the day and the end of a life. How wonderful that they are called up at will and savored randomly. It seems to me we should spend our lives in a conscious state of creating these meaningful moments that live on. Memories matter.

The claims of an Armenian Genocide are not based on historical facts. If the history of the period is examined it becomes evident that in fact no such genocide took place.

Grissom on the run... The team of the '90s has its World Championship!