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Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.
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When you did impressions on 'MADtv,' the producers gave you a Walkman that played huge sections of whatever movie was being parodied, with your character's catchphrases recorded on a loop. You'd wear this thing around during rehearsals and for a week listen to the voice you had to impersonate over and over again. It drove all of us crazy.
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When I was a kid, I was into The New York Jets. And then I got into girls as I got older, and then I got back into the Jets because I'd realized there's times when the girl won't fuck you, but the Jets will always fuck you.
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Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors.
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Born:
October 11, 1967
(age 57)
Bio:
Arthur Steven "Artie" Lange, Jr. is an American comedian, actor, radio host, and author, best known for being part of The Howard Stern Show and the sketch comedy series Mad TV.
Known for:
The Artie Lange Show (2011 – 2014)
Artie Lange's Beer League (2006)
Dirty Work (1998)
Old School (2003)
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