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I play all my country and western music backwards. Your lover returns, your dog comes back to life and you cease to be an alcoholic.

Linda Smith

People knock ASBOs but you have to bear in mind they are the only qualification some of these kids are going to get.

Linda Smith

We know Jesus can't have been English. He is always wearing sandals, but never with socks.

Linda Smith

As Linda drifted in and out of consciousness, her fellow comedian Mark Steel noticed Joan Collins on the television. I was on a chat show with Joan Collins, he told fellow comedian Andy Hamilton. How old is she? Hamilton asked. I think she must be close to 75, replied Steel. From beneath the pile of bedclothes a little voice piped up: How much is that in human years?

Linda Smith

On her hometown:

Erith isn't twinned with anywhere but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham.

Linda Smith

Linda Smith

Linda Smith

Born: January 29, 1958

Died: February 27, 2006 (aged 48)

Bio: Linda Helen Smith was a British comedian and comedy writer. She appeared regularly on Radio 4 panel games, and was voted "Wittiest Living Person" by listeners in 2002.

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