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I play all my country and western music backwards. Your lover returns, your dog comes back to life and you cease to be an alcoholic.

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People knock ASBOs but you have to bear in mind they are the only qualification some of these kids are going to get.

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We know Jesus can't have been English. He is always wearing sandals, but never with socks.

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As Linda drifted in and out of consciousness, her fellow comedian Mark Steel noticed Joan Collins on the television. I was on a chat show with Joan Collins, he told fellow comedian Andy Hamilton. How old is she? Hamilton asked. I think she must be close to 75, replied Steel. From beneath the pile of bedclothes a little voice piped up: How much is that in human years?

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On her hometown:
Erith isn't twinned with anywhere but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham.

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Linda Smith

Linda Smith

Born: January 29, 1958
Died: February 27, 2006 (aged 48)
Bio: Linda Helen Smith was a British comedian and comedy writer. She appeared regularly on Radio 4 panel games, and was voted "Wittiest Living Person" by listeners in 2002.

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