Jasper Fforde Quotes

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To espresso or to latte, that is the question...whether 'tis tastier on the palate to choose white mocha over plain...or to take a cup to go. Or a mug to stay, or extra cream, or have nothing, and by opposing the endless choice, end one's heartache...

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Don't move," said Sprockett."Mimes don't generally attack unless they are threatened.

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Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

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It wasn't going to be hard…it was going to be impossible. It wouldn't deter me. I'd done impossible things several times in the past, and the prospect didn't scare me as much as it used to.

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Were you listening to a word I said ' 'I kind of switched off when you drew breath.

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I don't need you to agree with me," she said quietly." I'll go away happy with a little bit of doubt. Doubt is good. It's an emotion we can build on. Perhaps if we feed it with curiosity it will blossom into something useful, like suspicion - and action.

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Reading, I had learned, was as creative a process as writing, sometimes more so. When we read of the dying rays of the setting sun or the boom and swish of the incoming tide, we should reserve as much praise for ourselves as for the author. After all, the reader is doing all the work - the writer might have died long ago.

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Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.

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You have many fine qualities that I admire. But you are out of time. You should have been born a century ago, when values such as yours meant something.

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I've managed to bring the backlog down to a mere sixty-eight years," she announced with some small sense of achievement. "I hope to be able to start marking the papers of pupils who are still alive by the end of the decade.

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I suggest we depict penguins as callous and unfeeling creatures who insist on bringing up their children in what is little more than a large chest freezer.

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Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.

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Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth.

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If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter than I look.

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Prejudice is a product of ignorance that hides behind barriers of tradition.

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If you even think about asking Harry Potter for an autograph, your day ends right now.

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Marriage, like spinach and opera, was something I had never thought I would like.

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Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just... well, differently moraled, that's all.

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"Edward, Edward," he said with a patronising smile, "there are no unanswered questions of any relevance. Every question that we need to ask has been answered fully. If you can't find the correct answer then you are obviously asking the wrong question."

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You speak baby gibberish?' asked Jack. 'Fluently. The adult-education center ran a course, and I have a lot of time on my hands.' 'So what did he say?' 'I don't know.' 'I thought you said you spoke gibberish?' 'I do. But your baby doesn't. I think he's speaking either pre-toddler nonsense, a form of infact burble or an obscure dialect of gobbledygook. In any event, I can't understand a word he's saying.' 'Oh.

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That's the thing about destiny: It can't be predicted, and it's usually pretty odd.

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Mr. Pewter led them through to a library, filled with thousands of antiquarian books. 'Impressive, eh?' 'Very,' said Jack. 'How did you amass all these?' 'Well,' said Pewter, 'You know the person who always borrows books and never gives them back?' 'Yes...?' 'I'm that person.

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The neanderthal experiment was simultaneously the high and low point of the genetic revolution. Successful in that a long-dead cousin of Homo sapien was brought back from extinction, yet a failure in that the scientists, so happy to gaze upon their experiments from their ever lofty ivory towers, had not seen so far as to consider the social implications that a new species of man might command in a world unvisited by their like for over 30 millennia. It was little surprise that so many neanderthals felt confused and unprepared for the pressures of modern life. It was Homo sapien at his least sapient.

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Being written by someone who might not quite understand the subconscious nuance of the character leaves us in varying degrees of flatness.

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Death, I had discovered long ago, was available in varying flavors, and none of them particularly palatable.

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