Jasper Fforde Quote

Mr. Pewter led them through to a library, filled with thousands of antiquarian books. 'Impressive, eh?' 'Very,' said Jack. 'How did you amass all these?' 'Well,' said Pewter, 'You know the person who always borrows books and never gives them back?' 'Yes...?' 'I'm that person.

The Big Over Easy: A Nursery Crime (ed. Penguin, 2006) - ISBN: 9781101158302