Miranda Hart Quotes

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Miranda: Good morning Mum how are you?
Penny: Don't get emotional, we're not Spanish.

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You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

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I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out to be the most marvellous thing you ever did.

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Some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices.

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We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.

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I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.

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Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.

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Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.

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Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

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We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The key is never to compare and try to be something you're not.

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There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.

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Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

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My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

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Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

Miranda Hart