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One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath.

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Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

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Before the Internet and speed dating, blind dates were the gold standard of unrealistic attempts at forced intimacy.

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And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

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By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail?

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I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting 'holding up your end of a conversation.

Lizz Winstead

Lizz Winstead

Lizz Winstead

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Born: August 5, 1961 (age 64)

Bio: Lizz Winstead is an American comedian, radio, and television personality, and blogger. A native of Minnesota, Winstead is co-creator of The Daily Show along with Madeleine Smithberg, and served as head writer.

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