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I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.
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Really? If I could hate my trainer? That would be ideal. I'd prefer to despise this person with the fire of ten thousand suns. So when I walk - nay, crawl - out of here at the end of my workouts, I want to lull myself to sleep by picturing my very talented and inspirational trainer getting hit by a bus. A bus that I am driving.
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When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations?
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Amen,' I exclaim, accidentally spitting out a Raisinet. I pick up the chocolate with a Kleenex and stuff it in my purse. Ten bucks says a month from now I'll have forgotten about it and will finally have said heart attack when I assume a rat shat in there.
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No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.
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No longer shall I paint interiors with men reading and women knitting. I will paint living people who breathe and feel and suffer and love.
Edvard Munch
Jen Lancaster
Born:
November 5, 1967
(age 56)
Bio:
Jennifer Lancaster is an American author whose titles have appeared on the New York Times bestseller list. As of August 2015, she has twelve published books.
Known for:
Bitter is the new black (2006)
Such a Pretty Fat (2008)
I Regret Nothing: A Memoir (2015)
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