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A new life begins for us with every second. Let us go forward joyously to meet it. We must press on, whether we will or not, and we shall walk better with our eyes before us than with them ever cast behind.
Jerome K. Jerome
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And somewhere from the dim ages of history the truth dawned upon Europe that the morrow would obliterate the plans of today.
Jaroslav Hašek
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[Geologist] A scientist whose life is less sedentary than sedimentary.
Evan Esar
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One of those looks which only a quarter-century of wedlock can adequately marinate.
Alan Coren
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Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.
Gelett Burgess
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Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words Writing prose — Anything goes.
Cole Porter
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