Quote of the day
Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status.
Alan Coren

Born: June 27, 1938
Died: October 18, 2007 (aged 69)
Bio: Alan Coren was an English humourist, writer and satirist who was well known as a regular panellist on the BBC radio quiz The News Quiz and a team captain on BBC television's Call My Bluff.
Known for:
- Golfing for cats (1975)
- A bit on the side (1996)
- The Cricklewood tapestry (2000)
- Arthur the Kid (1978)
- 69 for 1 (2007)
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