Alan Coren Quote

The Act of God designation on all insurance policies: which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you. If your ox kicks a hole in your neighbour's Maserati, however, indemnity is instantaneous.


The Lady from Stalingrad Mansions (1977)


The Act of God designation on all insurance policies: which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to...

The Act of God designation on all insurance policies: which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to...

The Act of God designation on all insurance policies: which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to...

The Act of God designation on all insurance policies: which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to...