Alan Coren Quote

I rang room service, and asked for a bottle of Perrier, because while I was asleep someone had come in and carpeted my throat.

"The Night We Went To Epernay By Way Of Tours-sur-Marne". - The Sanity Inspector (1974)

I rang room service, and asked for a bottle of Perrier, because while I was asleep someone had come in and carpeted my throat.

I rang room service, and asked for a bottle of Perrier, because while I was asleep someone had come in and carpeted my throat.

I rang room service, and asked for a bottle of Perrier, because while I was asleep someone had come in and carpeted my throat.

I rang room service, and asked for a bottle of Perrier, because while I was asleep someone had come in and carpeted my throat.