Alan Coren Quote

The word "souvenir" has, of course, slightly extended itself in meaning until it now denotes almost anything either breakable or useless; but even today, ninety per cent of the items covered by the word are forgettable objects in which cigarettes can be left to go stale.


"And Though They Do Their Best To Bring…". - The Sanity Inspector (1974)


The word souvenir has, of course, slightly extended itself in meaning until it now denotes almost anything either breakable or useless; but even...

The word souvenir has, of course, slightly extended itself in meaning until it now denotes almost anything either breakable or useless; but even...

The word souvenir has, of course, slightly extended itself in meaning until it now denotes almost anything either breakable or useless; but even...

The word souvenir has, of course, slightly extended itself in meaning until it now denotes almost anything either breakable or useless; but even...