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You're getting along in years when nothing improves with age.
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The conclusion you jump to may be your own.
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All a woman needs to keep a secret is solitude.
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You've reached middle age when pulling your weight represents doing more than your share.
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If school days are the happiest of your life, you're probably a mother.
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The right man these days always knows when a girl is waiting for him to come along.
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Nothing makes a girl less deceitful than a bathing suit.
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Not all children sass their parents. Some are never home.
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If anything makes a woman older than she's supposed to be, it's probably her birth certificate.
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Perhaps the greatest housekeeping aid these days is the extra-long TV commercial.
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An estimate is a rough idea of how rough the cost will be.
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What you have left after taxes is usually a conviction that they're too high.
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A woman who puts on a lot of weight is seldom swept off her feet.
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Franklin P. Jones
Born:
1908
Died:
1980
(aged 72)
Bio:
Franklin P. Jones was an American journalist and humorist. He is known for his column "Put it this Way" in the Saturday Evening Post.
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