Franklin P. Jones Quotes

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Anybody who doesn't feel insecure these days is probably irresponsible.

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There are two kinds of teachers in this country: Those who control their class and the unarmed.

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Most women drive on the right side of the road — too.

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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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The most difficult year of marriage is the one you're in.

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Pedestrians aren't being hit so often these days. Usually, once is enough.

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A man who has the last word usually says, "Yes, dear."

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Many women like bridge because it gives them something to do while talking.

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Those who play the piano by ear would probably do much better using their fingers.

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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.

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Originality is the art of concealing your source.

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The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing important to do.

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You can usually tell by a woman's clothes how much she thinks her husband should be making.

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If possession is nine points of the law, daughters obviously own the bathrooms.

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The latest trouble with Sunday traffic is that you can't avoid it any day of the week.

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A woman who believes everything she reads should stop opening her husband's mail.

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He who hesitates is the last.

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If anybody can keep teenagers from going out late at night, it's probably the warden.

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Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success — yours or his.

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Anybody who thinks ordinary people lack originality should read their tax returns.

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You're getting along in years when nothing improves with age.

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The conclusion you jump to may be your own.

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All a woman needs to keep a secret is solitude.

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You've reached middle age when pulling your weight represents doing more than your share.

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If school days are the happiest of your life, you're probably a mother.

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The right man these days always knows when a girl is waiting for him to come along.

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Nothing makes a girl less deceitful than a bathing suit.

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Not all children sass their parents. Some are never home.

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If anything makes a woman older than she's supposed to be, it's probably her birth certificate.

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Perhaps the greatest housekeeping aid these days is the extra-long TV commercial.

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