Franklin P. Jones Quotes

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Anybody who thinks the automobile has made people lazy never had to pay for one.

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Your footsteps that your children follow are apt to be those you took on tiptoe.

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Our political history shows that the only way we get rid of a temporary tax is by making it permanent.

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Watching teenagers dance these days makes you wonder what they do for fun.

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A problem child is one who makes his father suspect there's a lot he doesn't know about his wife's kinsfolk.

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A secretary who has no trouble with her spelling probably has a boss who does.

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While equality of the sexes is a splendid ideal, few people believe women will ever allow it.

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Anybody who doesn't feel insecure these days is probably irresponsible.

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There are two kinds of teachers in this country: Those who control their class and the unarmed.

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The husband who never takes a vacation probably thinks he has worries enough.

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An umbrella is a device for keeping two people half dry.

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Some men can read their wives like a book — an instruction manual.

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Nobody who can read is ever successful at cleaning out the attic.

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Many businessmen can never find the time to take a vacation with their family, but some are not that cowardly.

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Money's not everything. Often, it isn't even enough.

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A luxury these days is a necessity plus the tax.

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An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

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You've reached middle age when your weight-lifting consists of standing up.

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Nothing encourages repentance quite so much as being caught.

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The modern girl is apt to use television to keep her young.

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You've reached middle age when your wife tells you to pull in your stomach-and you already have.

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When a woman dresses to kill, the victim's apt to be time.

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Anybody who doubts that clothes make the man doesn't go to the beach.

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When two can live as cheaply as one, he's apt to have been a spendthrift.

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A traffic light is a device for luring pedestrians out where cars can get at them.

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