Derek Landy Quotes

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She's you, without your conscience, or your feelings. She's you without your humanity." "You're saying she's a mood swing?" He shrugged. "Or maybe you're her mood swing." "Don't even joke about that.

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He does this on purpose," Stephanie's mother said as they sat in the car, seat belts on and ready to go. They watched him appear at the front door, shrug into his jacket, tuck in his shirt, go to step out, and then pause. "He looks like he's about to sneeze," Stephanie remarked.

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The world is bigger than you know, and scarier than you might imagine. The only currency worth anything is being true to yourself, and the only goal worth seeking is finding out who you truly are.

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Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father's other brother, a horrible little man called Fergus, as he nodded sadly and spoke sombrely and pocketed the silverware when he thought no one was looking

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He put on his hat and wrapped his scarf around his jaw, but did without the wig and the sunglasses. He clicked his key chain and the car beeped and the doors locked. "That's it?" He looked up. "Sorry?" "Aren't you afraid it might get stolen? We're not exactly in a good part of town." "It's got a car alarm." "Don't you, like, cast a spell or something? To keep it safe?" "No. It's a pretty good car alarm.

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The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves.

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You've done what?" "I know," he said. "You're impressed. You send me out for bread and I come back with a boy. Well, not literally. That would be weird. Even for me.

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You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.

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Guild doesn't like me." "That's true." "He doesn't like you, ether." "That is mystifying.

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You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?

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Are you sulking? Me? No. I don't sulk. You sound like you're sulking. I'm just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

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It's fairly standard. Also, I'm fourteen. Also, your beard's stupid. Isn't this fun? Skulduggery said brightly. The three of us getting along so well.

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Scapegrace leaped up. I am the Killer Supreme! I make murder into an art form! Skulduggery hit him again and Scapegrace did a little twirl before falling.

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Have you killed anyone? she asked quickly. What? Did you miss what I said, about turning murder into an art form? But you haven't actually killed anyone yet, have you? I read your file. He glowered. Technically, yeah, all right, maybe I haven't

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An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said. 'I could have tripped.' She stared at him. A moment dragged by. 'I'm joking,' he said at last. She relaxed. 'Really?' 'Absolutely. I would never have tripped. I'm far too graceful.

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Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead. Of course he's dead. He's a skeleton.

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You have no idea the power generated each time somebody is told a story. When a conscious, sentient mind willingly ignores what is real, what is fact, and instead chooses to invest in people and places that never existed...It's magnificent.

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The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

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You accused me of murder. Do you make a habit of bringing schoolgirls into an interview room with murder suspects?' He waved his hand. 'Oh, I was only joking about that. I don't really think you murdered someone. Unless you did, in which case I reserve the right to say I knew it all along.

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Stephanie had no problem doing what she was told, just so long as she was given a good reason why she should.

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With his sunglasses gone and his scarf hanging down, there was no denying that he had no flesh, he had no skin, he had no eyes and he had no face. All he had was a skull for a head.

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I woke up, a bag of bones. Literally. They had gathered up my bones and put them in a bag and thrown the bag into a river.

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Is he all scarred now? Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.

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The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. What is it? she whispered. It's a box, he whispered back. What kind of box? A wooden one. She gave him a look.

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You have an amazing ability to depress me sometimes, you know that?" "I try my best.

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